Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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