I accidentally had phone sex last night
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
