Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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