i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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