That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
