yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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