Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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