What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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