spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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