Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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