Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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