yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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