is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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