So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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