I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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