I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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