Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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