And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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