D3 body, D1 cock
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I need water and some morals
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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