Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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