How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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