I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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