i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I looked at my own cervix.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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