I'm drive I can fine osifer
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
