Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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