used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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