so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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