her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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