I want to walk on stilts...naked
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
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this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He better not be in your backpack
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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