that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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