Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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