I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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