I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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