Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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