Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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