you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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