I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
two words: eviction party
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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