Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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