Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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