I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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