I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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