Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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