doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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