This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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