im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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