your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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