Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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