he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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