sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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