How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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