that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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