his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Green mimosas i think yes
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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