I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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