They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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