Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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