Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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