'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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