Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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